Bossa's Locker

kronstadt21: From Eyeful, April 1955. Vintage Scans

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:29:12 +0100

From Eyeful, April 1955.

Vintage Scans

un-pas-de-cote: Comic by Ileana Surducan. - Original post here,...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:38 +0100

Comic by Ileana Surducan. - Original post here, where you can see that the title (who was removed, for some reason, by the person who posted this Tumblr) is “Le Secret de la Vie” - The secret of life.

Oh well, at least they left the signature.

artisticmoods: The Mandolin, by Alex Gross.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:29:24 +0100

artisticmoods:

The Mandolin, by Alex Gross.

Have we discussed yet how utterly hideous this new link post format looks? Your graphic design people shouldn't be shot over it... they should be taken out to a field and detonated like unearthed WW2 ordnance

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:04:28 +0100

Have we discussed yet how utterly hideous this new link post format looks? Your graphic design people shouldn't be shot over it... they should be taken out to a field and detonated like unearthed WW2 ordnance

kellyskitschen: wizardboobs: How does this exist? The King...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:36:26 +0100

kellyskitschen:

wizardboobs:

How does this exist?

The King and I… Cook together?

whereangelsfear: Motto of the week, motherfuckas Yeah, fucking...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:25:21 +0100

whereangelsfear:

Motto of the week, motherfuckas

Yeah, fucking swear like this, cunt face.

levenshulmeukeup: Gangsta’s Paradise (by ahsherry) A wee...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:48:58 +0100

levenshulmeukeup:

Gangsta’s Paradise (by ahsherry)

A wee snippet from tonight’s session.

The next Uke Up is Sunday 28th April, 7pm at the Blue Bell.

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: One-eyed cat escaped from vets and...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:09:22 +0100

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: One-eyed cat escaped from vets and walked five miles home through snowdrifts

(via If Men Posed Like Women … | Beauty Is Inside)

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:16:46 +0100

(via If Men Posed Like Women … | Beauty Is Inside)

weirdvintage: The Pickle Sisters, 1920s (via Retronaut)

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:41:52 +0100

weirdvintage:

The Pickle Sisters, 1920s (via Retronaut)

THIS SATURDAY! Looking forward to this one, just look at that...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:50:03 +0100

THIS SATURDAY! Looking forward to this one, just look at that line up - all killer, no filler. See you there x

Facebook event page

Hey @eldafto, I made you a gif!

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:50:59 +0100

Hey @eldafto, I made you a gif!

Look Up A demo of a song written on Easter Sunday, hence the...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:01:43 +0100

Look Up

A demo of a song written on Easter Sunday, hence the daffodils and bunnies. Featuring my brother, Oscar Armer on bass.

Milagros via Kathleen Hanna

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:58:49 +0100

Milagros via Kathleen Hanna

amandapalmer: beenlookingforthemagic: How to Tour in a Band or...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:21:13 +0000

amandapalmer:

beenlookingforthemagic:

How to Tour in a Band or Whatever
by Thor Harris

1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.

2-If you fart, claim it.

3-Don’t Lose shit. Everybody loses shit. Don’t fucking do it. Asshole.

4-Don’t fuck anyone in the band. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this band. Dumbass.

5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.

6-Remember the soundman’s name. He will do a better job.

7- Eat oranges. Cures constipation & prevents colds.

8-Masturbate. Duh… Where & when? Be creative. You’re an artist right?

9-If YOU can’t carry your suitcase 3 blocks, it’s too goddamn big.

10-Respect public space in the van. Don’t clutter, you Fuck.

11-If you borrow something, return it. Not Fucked Up.

12-Do not let the promoter dick you or talk you out of the guarantee. If there were not enuf people there, it’s their fault.

13- Driver picks the music.

14-One navigator only (usually sitting shotgun). Everyone else shut the fuck up.

15-Soundcheck is for checking sounds. Shut the fuck up while everyone else is checking.

16-Don’t wander off. Let someone know where you are.

17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?

18-Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane.

19-Fast food is Poison.

20-The guestlist is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.

21- Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you’re above having shitty days at work? Shut up & do your goddamn job.

This list was written under the influence of lots of esspresso & anti-depressants while on tour w/ such greats as Shearwater, Swans, Smog, Lisa Germano, Angels of Light, Bill Callahan & many more. I hope this list will help you get along w/ your co-workers whatever your job is. Contributions to the list by Jordan Geiger, Kimberly Burke, Brian Orloff, Brian Phillips Celebrity Gang Bang, Kevin Schneider, Jonathan Meiburg, Michael Gira and some other folks.

Thanks for not being an asshole, Thor Harris

and with that, i welcome the summer & fall touring drummer for the grand theft orchestra, MR THOR HARRIS. LONG LIVE THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger,There’d Be a Whole...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:02:26 +0000

via If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger,There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats: On the Poetics of Psedo-science #1

Origami In Your FACE, Literally!

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:40:34 +0000

Origami In Your FACE, Literally!

nevver: #FreePersepolis

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:21:24 +0000

nevver:

#FreePersepolis

I’ve had this in my head all day. I also found a rather...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:50:00 +0000

I’ve had this in my head all day. I also found a rather nice alternate version here.

"Props to Guernica’s Kirsten O’Regan, who didn’t exactly go under the knife but got..."

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:08:52 +0000

“Props to Guernica’s Kirsten O’Regan, who didn’t exactly go under the knife but got creepily close to it for her investigation into labiaplasty. Her consultation with Dr. Ronald Blatt took place in a ominously girly room with pink curtains, plump cushions, and a poster on the wall depicting a female body with the words “Rejuvenate. Repair. Rejoice.” Cool, The Stepford Wives is real!”

- Unhappy With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not Try ‘The Barbie’?