feastingonroadkill:

Hey kids! Want to be like Mr Feastingonroadkill?
Here are some fun public service phrases he used in the office today - see if you can get them into the conversation on that hot date tonight;
“coherent narrative”
“The Election” (the capitalisation is important)
“cut and paste job”
“active citizenship”
“intensive neighbourhood engagement”
“valued colleague”
and, for that extra bonus point:
“snivelling, ignorant, fuckpig”
Do report back on how the evening went.

feastingonroadkill:

Hey kids! Want to be like Mr Feastingonroadkill?

Here are some fun public service phrases he used in the office today - see if you can get them into the conversation on that hot date tonight;

coherent narrative

The Election” (the capitalisation is important)

cut and paste job

active citizenship”

intensive neighbourhood engagement”

valued colleague

and, for that extra bonus point:

snivelling, ignorant, fuckpig”

Do report back on how the evening went.